Cobalt: Today daddy went to work and mommy went to a friends house so we had the whole house to ourselves. We decided to get stoned but unfortunately, we made a HUGE mess in the process. We escaped the mess before daddy got home from work so he had NO idea who made it.
Our lesson - Be careful with the kitty crack.
Mommy and daddies lesson - Do NOT leave a bag of cat nip on the counter when you are not going to be home to look after it.